วันจันทร์ที่ 1 มีนาคม พ.ศ. 2553

Summer Movie Sequels - Do we really need?

Movie sequels are always made and, admittedly, with few exceptions, like "The Godfather Part II" and "Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back", which are not as good as the original. (Or should I invite to my house to see "Cannonball Run 3?")

In addition to sequels, Hollywood has been the impression that we want the old television show seen on the big screen. (I can not wait to see "Moesha" in my neighborhood theater.)

But back to theContinuations, now waiting for years, even decades, before the incident, like the last Rocky, Rambo and Indiana Jones adventure. Sometimes waiting too long to reach a successor only prove disastrous results. Therefore, as the self-appointed ambassadors of good entertainment, I came with a list of films, I think we all want to avoid, too. I mean, honestly, you should shell out your hard-earned money to see:

1. "Sex and the City - Senior Style" (How is that forAlliteration meet?) The girls all for cosmopolitans and DE, Samantha, who thinks the hot, new box boy in the neighborhood of D'Agostino.

2. "Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Black Hole" - Indie apply for an examination of the prostate.

3. "High School Musical September 17" - Songs: "The Way You Do The Things You Do With Colace" and "Assisted Living In The City."

4. "Rocky XX" - the last fight with Rocky and fill out forms for Medicare Part 6

5. "Friends Reunion" - Ross, Joey,Chandler, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe all agree to meet at Central Perk, memories, memories, only two, where it is.

6. "Get Smart, Again" - Max realizes that his true age is 99.

7. "XIII Rambo" - Rambo battles revolutionaries, rebels and three pees per night.

8. "Charlie's Angels - 30 Years Later" - Our three heroines of the struggle for a local K-Mart, in the last two "granny" panties.

9. Return CMXCVII Star Trek - William Shatner as Captain KirkCommander of the Enterprise, as he leads Mars, Jupiter, and kidney stones.

10 "Harry Potter and the Final Act of vardenafil Adventure" --

Harry is furious during the visit of the non-Social Security and can not find a parking space for handicapped his broom flying.

So there you have it, in any event ten films that should not be done. The frightening reality is that there is a rumor that someone is planning to make "Ishtar-2." You have been warned.

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